I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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