it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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