How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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