Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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