Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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