Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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