I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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