that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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