brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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