wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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