Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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