I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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