If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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