A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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