White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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