So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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