so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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