Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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