Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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