K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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