But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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