you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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