I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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