I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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