two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Never joke about your clitoris.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
