Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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