Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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