At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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