Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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