These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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