This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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