Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Enjoy the penises
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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