It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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