She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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