So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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