I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The beer is more important than you right now.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Randomize
