I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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