just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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