I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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