I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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