Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
How did I end up in the pool?!
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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