I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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