The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
