She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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