Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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