I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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