I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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