Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
