Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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