this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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