Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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