My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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