Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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