One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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